Jokes for around the dinner table…
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- 18 November 2022
10 Pretty awful but cheery Christmas jokes to share around the dinner table!
1. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
2. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
3. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
4. What happened when Santa went speed dating?
5. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
6. Who delivers presents to pets?
7. Why was the snowman looking at carrots?
8. What do snowmen have for breakfast?
9. What do you call a naughty reindeer?
10. Where do snowmen go to dance?
What is your favourite festive joke? Email us at editor@aboutthetown.co.uk or DM us on our social media channels and we may publish it!
Answers:
1. Frostbite. 2. A Christmas Quacker. 3. Tinsilitis. 4. He pulled a cracker. 5. A mince spy. 6. Santa Paws. 7. He was picking his nose. 8. Snowflakes. 9. Rude-olph. 10. A Snow Ball.
